I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I miss vodka workout Fridays
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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