Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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