i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
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i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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