he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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