she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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