Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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