I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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