Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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