tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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