I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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