i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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