I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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