whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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