ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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