I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
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I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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