Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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