I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
