I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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