the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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