Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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