I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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