if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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