I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
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I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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