Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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