I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Will exercising make me less horny?
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