I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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