wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Randomize
