I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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