Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Randomize