Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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