My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
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If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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