: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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