Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
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We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV