The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap