I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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