Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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