I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
