I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
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That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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