the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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