So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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