We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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