she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I lost the right to judge tonight
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