I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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