you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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