you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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