i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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