Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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