if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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