I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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