Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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