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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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