if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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