spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
