Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Is this like a preordered booty call?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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