Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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