Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
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That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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