just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
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i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
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Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Success! We fucked roommates!
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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