I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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